My adoring fans were cheering in my mind

This was gonna be my post today.

I planed on reporting on the glory of finishing my 18th New York City Marathon.

Not so much.  I would have been pelted with rocks in Bay Ridge if they had the race. Never would have made it to First Ave.

Anyone wanna buy my shirt.  If you buy it you will also get a copy of the Marathon Program where I am quoted below.