Easter is a mystery to me

Eggs....  Rabbits....  Lots of rebirth symbols, and I do know that if you could go to church once, you do it on Easter.

But one thing I do know is that you can't get  a slice of pizza on Christmas or Easter.

And I just saw this clever skit below on a rerun of Saturday Night Live.

Yeah, if you want frozen pizza go to your local pizzeria and buy a pie.  Wrap up each slice in tinfoil and put them in your freezer.