I heard this for the first time in my car. I was with buddies and we had to pull over we were laughing so hard.
That was a while ago. Things just got real.
Since I just turned 50 I am supposed to have a colonoscopy. I subjected myself to this because it is a lot better than dying of Colon Cancer. The colonoscopy itself was not so bad. Basically you lay down with your butt sticking out of a gown in a very crowded little room. You get a shot and wake up somewhere else an hour later. A nice nurse brought me a cup of orange juice. Twenty minutes later I walked out the side door of the hospital and directly to the Halal guy for a chicken and rice. If it were above average I would have eaten another one. Then I meandered back to the subway for a ride home.
Here are some photos I left them small to protect your eyes.
Then I had to sign the bottom of a form so that the medical staff know I read this.
|Because air was put into your colon during the procedure, expelling large amounts of air from your rectum is normal.
I could have used a note for the subway ride home.
Oh, the procedure itself was a piece of cake compared to the prep. No solid food for an entire day. (No, melted ice cream is not solid food, I asked). In the afternoon, I went for a walk and kept tripping over myself to not go into every pizza place.
Then I had to drink The Gallon of Stuff. People told me it tasted horrible, but I did not think it was so bad, then again, I am used to drinking Gatorade.
Now I know where the expression Holy Shit comes from. It was kinda weird to have exploding diarrhea and not be sick.