Name were changed to protect the innocent
Person #1: It is kinda humid today just like the Nike Half Marathon in August
Person #2: Yea, I did that, but I did not want to pay $75 to be in a Nike commercial, I just started in the back and had a good time.
Person #3: Me too, I did not pay and I even got a medal.
Person #2: I got 2 medals and sold them both on EBay.
Cheers and laughs from the rest of crowd!