Thursday, August 19, 2010

Another truth from "What's Your Poo Telling You?" 2010 Daily Calendar




Performance Enhancing Poo


Just Doo It

Sometimes intentional and other times triggered by nerves, the Performance Enhancing Poo is standard both for competitive athletes and for people with high-pressure presentations looming on the horizon.  With empty bowels, you can run faster and jump higher.  Similarly, the absence of stool in your colon will make your presentation crisper and diminish fears of an unscheduled pit stop or a loud gaseous emission.  Although these poos may not have the grandeur of some, their timing is critically important.

2 comments:

  1. Good Lord! Someone else just as obsessed with poo!

    People who have horses are also obsessed with poo. Checking their daily poo quota is the first thing any good horseperson does when they get to their horse's stall. Is their poo too dry? Is it too wet? Is there enough of it?

    We are probably the only people I know who will stand around discussing poo.

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  2. Everyone is obsessed with poo. Some people just don't talk about it.

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