I don't let the fact that I am grammatically challenged stop me from.....
Real new yorkers wouldn't be complaining about parking because we pay brooklynites to valet for us. Manhattan is called new York city, Brooklyn is not, ergo Brooklyn dwellers are not real new yorkers, they are dirty lower class wannabes. Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you are my parking garage attendant. Please don't let my tires get dusty, they cost more than your sad house.
Do you know a real New Yorker?
You do not have to be nice!