I don't let the fact that I am grammatically challenged stop me from.....
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Shit New Yorkers Say
"Look they are filming Law and Order"
"eh"
But "real" New Yorkers would be complaining about parking
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comments:
Anonymous
said...
Real new yorkers wouldn't be complaining about parking because we pay brooklynites to valet for us. Manhattan is called new York city, Brooklyn is not, ergo Brooklyn dwellers are not real new yorkers, they are dirty lower class wannabes. Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you are my parking garage attendant. Please don't let my tires get dusty, they cost more than your sad house.
2 comments:
Real new yorkers wouldn't be complaining about parking because we pay brooklynites to valet for us. Manhattan is called new York city, Brooklyn is not, ergo Brooklyn dwellers are not real new yorkers, they are dirty lower class wannabes. Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you are my parking garage attendant. Please don't let my tires get dusty, they cost more than your sad house.
Do you know a real New Yorker?
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