Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Punk Rock: The Musical

Hey tonight I am gonna see a Broadway show. It is a preview of a show that should open for the summer.

I am told it is a romantic musical celebrating the love Johnny Thunders had for heroin. It will feature music of the late 1970s and early 1980s. Bands like The Clash, Ramones, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys and the Plasmatics. There will be slam dancing and staring off into space.

The entire show is set in the woman's room at CBGB's.

"I wanted to channel all of the teenage anger I had for the established music industry by making a lot of money" said one of the shows producers. He continued, "we will reinvest the profits from this show to build a Disney style theme park".

The working title is "I don't know what I want, but I know how to get it, the Musical"

I was invited because I was arrested at The Mudd Club once.

If I get there early I am told I can participated in Punk Rock Karaoke.

Marc Jacobs Sweet Punk Handbag available at the gift shop

courtney-love-with-her-marc-jacobs-sweet-punk-handbag.jpg Staggering out of the restaurant Cut in Beverly Hills L.A. it’s non other than the (uhm) hardcore party-goers Gwyneth Paltrow and Courtney Love. While it looks to me that Gwyneth went purse-less, Love spent the evening with her Marc Jacobs Sweet Punk purse on arm.

April Fools

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Ya know, at this point in my live I would get hurt at Punk Karaoke.

and remember kids, I was a punk before you were born.


  1. breaking news: stummer has agreed, just for this one night, to sign autographs for the first 100 fans that get into cbgb's!

  2. i certainly appreciated your comment!

  3. Now tell us how you got invited. And how you liked the show.

  4. This show was on APRIL FIRST. NOT-SO-REAL


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