Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Is this better?

A 2011 Nissan Altima cost like 25 Grand  and a Bumper Badger Bumper Guard is $33.

What the fuck was this guy thinking when he strapped 3 pairs of floor mats to his car.  Maybe the owner had some extra mats, but they probably cost more than a Bumper Badger.

Anyway, it is a fuckin bumper, they are not black rubber anymore.  THEY ARE GONNA GET NICKED, THIS IS BROOKLYN.

Whatever. It is a good thing they were not around when I was a 17 year old punk.  I would have made it my life's mission to slice everyone of them off from Emmons Ave to Kings Highway and from Flatbush Ave to Coney Island Ave.


  1. I've never heard of a Bumper Badger bumper guard (say that three times quickly) but I do yearn for the days when bumpers were for bumping. If my bumper bumped someone else's bumper while parallel parking, I knew I was too close. I certainly wasn't moving very fast, so no damage was ever done to those nice big metal bumpers. Sigh.

  2. I agree with Kay. My BIL had someone back into his bumper, I can't remember how much it was, but the dingdong bumper had to be replaced and it was in the $100s! And yes, I do think the picture sort of strikes me as redneck chic. Unique, at any rate.


  3. OMG! this is HILARIOUS!!!! I mean, really, this is ridiculous. The amount of effort it took to do all of that they really could have just saved time and, like you said, money by buying a proper bumper badger! thanks for sharing!

  4. This is what a redneck's car looks like in the city!

  5. Very inventive. I've never seen anything like it.

    Proof that inventive and good are not synonyms.


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