Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Is this better?

A 2011 Nissan Altima cost like 25 Grand  and a Bumper Badger Bumper Guard is $33.

What the fuck was this guy thinking when he strapped 3 pairs of floor mats to his car.  Maybe the owner had some extra mats, but they probably cost more than a Bumper Badger.

Anyway, it is a fuckin bumper, they are not black rubber anymore.  THEY ARE GONNA GET NICKED, THIS IS BROOKLYN.

Whatever. It is a good thing they were not around when I was a 17 year old punk.  I would have made it my life's mission to slice everyone of them off from Emmons Ave to Kings Highway and from Flatbush Ave to Coney Island Ave.

5 comments:

  1. I've never heard of a Bumper Badger bumper guard (say that three times quickly) but I do yearn for the days when bumpers were for bumping. If my bumper bumped someone else's bumper while parallel parking, I knew I was too close. I certainly wasn't moving very fast, so no damage was ever done to those nice big metal bumpers. Sigh.

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  2. I agree with Kay. My BIL had someone back into his bumper, I can't remember how much it was, but the dingdong bumper had to be replaced and it was in the $100s! And yes, I do think the picture sort of strikes me as redneck chic. Unique, at any rate.

    Cat

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  3. OMG! this is HILARIOUS!!!! I mean, really, this is ridiculous. The amount of effort it took to do all of that they really could have just saved time and, like you said, money by buying a proper bumper badger! thanks for sharing!

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  4. This is what a redneck's car looks like in the city!

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  5. Very inventive. I've never seen anything like it.

    Proof that inventive and good are not synonyms.

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