Gestapo like rules. Nobody knew where you can go for a dip in a pool without having someone touch your junk in the name of public safety.
24 hours later I found out. My son's best friend's father's sister is a member of the Seymour Perlmutter Community Center Deepdale Gardens Community Pool.
Guests of all ages are welcome if they are escorted in by a member and pay $20.
But you know that Groucho Marx quote. "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER".
This place was kinda like that.
Don't get me wrong, I met a lot of nice people there, but I had little to contribute to conversations that were about parking spots, the price of hot dogs or how confusing ring tones are.
And anyway, the boys had a lot of fun and I got to read this in a shady place.