Sunday, January 1, 2012

Oh god, where are my balls?

It was one of the warmest New Year's Days in a while but it was still in the high 40s and breezy at the beach.

It is kinda a bizarre tradition for people to go for a dip on January 1.

Traffic was backed up as we approached the beach.  None of my passengers believed that anyone else was going for a dip.  But they were.  The center chunk of the beach was as crowded as any summer day.


I did everything but donate $


Rules

  • Participants must raise a minimum of $100 in pledges.
  • No Pushing! All participants must enter the water of their own volition. Please do not enter the water until asked to do so.
  • Participants will plunge their willing bodies into the water. The entire body must be submerged.
  • No dry suits or wetsuits. Participants may smear their body with a liberal coating of bear fat. Note: This may negatively impact your social standing.
  • No "endurance" contests will be permitted. Participants must jump in and get out. Yelling is optional.
  • Prizes will be awarded to the top fundraisers and costume contest winners.

5 comments:

  1. Congrats again! Why didn't you ask me to pledge?

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  2. I did not ask nobody. Did not raise any money. The beach is free.

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  3. Did you say that this on your
    bucket list? It's always great
    reading all about your adventures
    Keep it up... what is next ?
    xo

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  4. "Bear fat" and "yelling is optional". I love it!
    My home city (Vancouver, British Columbia) has a New Year's Day Polar Bear Swim, but I've never tried it. My hometown (a Vancouver suburb) used to have a jump-off-the-pier thing on New Year's Day. I never tried that, either. Here in Alberta, the water is all frozen.
    Bravo, although I'm surprised at you not raising money. Under the gruff exterior, you are a community-minded kinda guy, as all your regular readers can tell.
    All the best to you and your family for 2012.

    Kay, Alberta, Canada
    An Unfittie’s Guide to Adventurous Travel

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